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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid
 

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I don't know about clorox and brake fluid, but I DO know about clorox and human waste. Old secretary left some clorox in the toilet. I went to use it. As I sat there, my eyes started to burn, and it became very difficult to breath. I do not suggest trying this.
 

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Be right back... *runs down stairs to garage* O:)
 

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Never knew about number 2.
That one isn't exactly true... not normal rollerblades, but back when rollerblades were the BIG fad in the early '90s, there was a "rollerblade barbie"... and when you rolled the doll, the little toy rollerblades on her feet would shoot sparks. I'm not kidding. I think they recalled them after a mom complained that her kids were playing dress-up and somehow lit their underwear on fire. Dave Barry tried it and wrote about it in his column, then Letterman invited him to do it on his show one night. He sprayed a pair of underwear with hair spray then ran the barbie over them until they caught fire. It really works.

Google "rollerblade barbie" and you'll get the original Dave Barry columns, and him writing about being on Letterman.
 
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I don't know about clorox and brake fluid, but I DO know about clorox and human waste. Old secretary left some clorox in the toilet. I went to use it. As I sat there, my eyes started to burn, and it became very difficult to breath. I do not suggest trying this.
LOL!

"Old" meaning senior citizen?
Or "old" meaning former employee?

:twisted:
 

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I don't know about clorox and brake fluid, but I DO know about clorox and human waste. Old secretary left some clorox in the toilet. I went to use it. As I sat there, my eyes started to burn, and it became very difficult to breath. I do not suggest trying this.
LOL!

"Old" meaning senior citizen?
Or "old" meaning former employee?

:twisted:
maybe a former employee t hat was a senior citizen. Anyways, someone try the clorox thing and post a video.
 

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My favorite is this...

Ammonia is a good disinfectant.

Bleach is a good disinfectant.

Why don't we mix them...

edit: Please don't, your lungs will thank you.
 

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Haha that's funny, I am tempted to try the clorox things. Household items can be so much fun

Works bomb
Molotov cocktail

2 of my favorites that immediately came to mind...
 
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