HA!!! says the guy from Virginia. interestingly enough when i was out there, apparently there's a HUGE population of us islanders out there. I jokingly asked two big Samoans where the luau was and sure enough was brought to one. kalua pig and everything. great grinds with friendly peeps.why it gotta be cali only? maybe the rest of us would like your idea.. that's ok though.. cali is whack anyways..