[Pak]

Man im freakin Houngry. I want some ** french toast!

 

[user name]

Johnny Carson delivered 4,531 opening monologues during his 30 years as host of The Tonight Show.

 

[AnonymousOne]

Man im freakin Houngry. I want some ** french toast!

Johnny Carson delivered 4,531 opening monologues during his 30 years as host of The Tonight Show.

What the **** is going on in this threa...

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[Andy]

i like turtles.

 

[user name]

A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.

 

[AnonymousOne]

I took my second most pleasurable dump this afternoon. The first most pleasurable dump was the one your mother begged me to take on her chest.

 

[user name]

The letter "W" is the only letter in the alphabet that doesn't have just one syllable – it has three.

 

[AnonymousOne]

One in five office coffee mugs contains fecal bacteria and E.coli, which can cause diarrhea, food poisoning and infections.

 

[user name]

Giraffes are unable to cough.

 

[AnonymousOne]

Holy ****. If they scrapped that bullshit speech-pattern this might have been a cool idea.

 

[Joker]

No post whoring.