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How to ruin a Miata.

87K views 401 replies 169 participants last post by  deolio  
#1 · (Edited)
First start with a miata that is clean, would have great resale valvue and have no mechanical issues.

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Then, make it legit by going to the stoner for a fist bump and a smog

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Next, Fuel up like a winner, coupons required. You gonna need that extra cash for booze and hookers.

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also bribe and friend into helping

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Assemble the the suspension, this is KEY to ruining a miata! The more travel you can accquire the quciker to can smash its perfectly good under carrage into the asphalt paid by our tax dollars!

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LOOKING GOOD!

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EASILY SELLABLE IN ANY MARKET WORLD WIDE!

Next step, BE PREPARED!

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Test the waters!

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USE YOUR EYES!!!!

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#114 ·
It's friday night! THat only mean one thing.....LETS INSTALL SOMETHING!...**** i live in vegas I can party anyday lol NAWIMEAAAAAN?!

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Looking like parts!

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I keep the jimmy loose woooooooo feel the motion!

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YOU DONE SON ITS GAME OVER

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So here was a pickle. I couldnt get the fitting loose without possibly rounding it off. So I disconted the clutch line at the other end, undid the clips, and slid the closed end of my gear on to it. GREAT SUCCESS.

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Oh dear sweet lobster lord...

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Snazzyyyyy

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This was not a fun place to spin a wrench.

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OLD CRAP WAITING TO DIE AND LEAVE ME STRANDED.

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NEW CRAP WAITING TO DIE AND LEAVE ME STRANDED

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Feeling Fresh

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PUMPING FRESH!

The new line really helps with clutch modulation and feel. Highest recomendations!
 
#119 ·
Alright kids time to swap some fluids secret warehouse!!!.....:fp:

You gonna be hungry so

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EAT YOUR VEGTABLES.

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IT LOOK GOOD EAT IT. Goona need your STREEEENGHT!

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What, you gonna swap fluids by yourself?

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Get skyyy High

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Start leaking diiiaum that bitch is slawwwwshy. Looking fine in da rear end drippin.

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Cleaning BOLTS LIKE WE DO.

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Make sure your homie isn't sleeping.

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HIGH SHOCK HIGH PROTECT HIGH IMPACT RESISTANCE TANK STATUS

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SQUEEZIN.

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That last car is a miata im damn sure of it.

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I NEVER SPILL.

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Highly techinical tooling created... Or maybe my miata has a partying problem.
Used that combo to fill the trans from the engine bay worked CHAMP.
No pic of that.

ALRIGHT YOU DONE SO

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Looking Desert APPROVED. Looking JDM for sale website APPROVED.

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Miata approved.

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EAT dinner, go to sleep, dream of your miata, do something else to it.
 
#126 ·
So the miata got treated like the princess it is today and I gave into all its complaining about having a stupid fucking open diff. Merry god damn fucking X-MAS you lil red slut.

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I'm not affiliated with FRsport but if your looking for a smoking hot deal on this diff. seriously call them. If you talk to Kat, tell her Paul sent you. Now go kiss your precious lil miatas stupid freaking hood and go to sleep. Happy Hollidays.
 
#137 · (Edited)
HOW ABOUT SOME JAMS IN YOUR MIATA MRSQIIGS?!?!

Aight...

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Grab you a diet coke

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And some gear!

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Twist the wires you dont need outa the way

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Get to PRYING AND SNAPPING AND UNSCREWIN

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ITS EMPTY AIRBAG BOX SURPRISE. OFCOURSE ITS FUCKING EMPTY WHAT THE HELL DO YOU NEED THAT WINDSHIELD SMASHER FOR?!

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Do some testing!!

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DO SOME MODIFYING!!

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BACK TO THE WIRES.

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Cleaned off the rust from that tab for a static free ground.
 
#138 ·
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LIke a Stereo Octopussy

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KEEP IT OEM!

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I put the large washer underneath with the nut and the....Bolt through the hole on the amp and affixed it to the hole where the air bag used to be bolted down.

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Oh Boy look at that!

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TEST IT WITH SOME FUCKING MESHUGGGGAAAAHHH!!!!!!

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Time for BYE BYE.

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THATS IT. Enjoy yourself and wait to come up on another cubby hole for your dash.