[phrenetiK]

feel free to write your own poems about me being very sick at work today but not going home like a champion.



being sick at work is worse
than driving your own hearse
people think youre the walking dead
just tell them to get out of your head
i hope my boss doesn't make me do anything
or i might hit him in the head with a boomerang
oceans suck and so do flowers
give me back my super powers

-Sick Chris

Being sick is no fun
being sick you wish you had a gun
to kill the germs today
tell them you dont give a hay
i feel so cold and so warm
youd think there might be a swarm
of mosquitos biting your face
and making you look like a big disgrace
i want to throw up
maybe inside of a cup
my body aches and my head pounds
sooner or later ill hit the ground

-Sick Chris

Spring is almost here
its time to yell and cheer
butterflies flying in the wind
just around the bend
birds chirp and derp
flowers derp the herp

-Sick Chris

 

[phillyb™]

i drink whiskey
all day and all night
when i get drunk i start a fight
i fight all day and all night

 

[phrenetiK]

i don't think anyone can top that. youre supposed to save the best for last :[ now no one else will post their poems

 

[Caboose]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.

 

[Mexican_Guy]

i read byron in school.. enough its enough xD

 

[revlimiter]

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ORANGE​

(yes, I actually wrote this in college. A one-word poem for English 223 (poetry). I got an A.)

 

[Tekel]

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ORANGE​

(yes, I actually wrote this in college. A one-word poem for English 223 (poetry). I got an A.)

 

[phrenetiK]

you guys are supposed to mostly be writing poems about me being sick so i feel better.

 

[Caboose]

Oh. Okay.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van.
You're sick.

 

[phillyb™]

phrenetik is sick
and if you dare, look at his ****

(read: poems)
​

sometimes when i'm sick i sit and do magic tricks
but my tricks won't help phrenetik's sick ****

(it has bumps on it)
​

hillyb:

 

[phrenetiK]

LMFAO! god i love you.

 

[Fictive-NA]

You are sick and so am I
we should both go eat some pie
because pie is good

 

[bonez_rx8]

Hello My name is Chris
I heard your your sick
I think your acting like a sis
I wish i could write this with My bic

I just got off work
And I read this crap
someone should stick u with a fork
your such a sap

hope u feel better
cause ime goin to bed
i aint ganna wright u a letter
thats all i could of said

Love always
Bone

 

[phrenetiK]

Thanks for making your first post in a year on my thread bone

 

[bonez_rx8]

lol... I've been a little under the weather the last few days at work... and loved the thread... and still cannot sleep FML...

 

[Electrokillz]

pretty bored at work, man
reading and dreaming of boost
one day, hopfully
-haiku

 

[Caboose]

basking my target
I considered my elbows
throughout my gravel
-haiku

 

[phrenetiK]

i see you driving
round town with the girl i love
and im like haiku

 

[Mexican_Guy]

phrenetik is sick
and if you dare, look at his ****

(read: poems)
​

sometimes when i'm sick i sit and do magic tricks
but my tricks won't help phrenetik's sick ****

(it has bumps on it)
​

hillyb:

WhajJAjJajjaJjaja!!! men you are funny :mrgreen:

 

[lightw8]

One point six liter
Turbo or supercharge it?
Rotrex or artech?

The questions most asked in haiku format