[phillyb™]

i drink whiskey
all day and all night
when i get drunk i start a fight
i fight all day and all night

 

[phillyb™]

phrenetik is sick
and if you dare, look at his ****

(read: poems)
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sometimes when i'm sick i sit and do magic tricks
but my tricks won't help phrenetik's sick ****

(it has bumps on it)
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hillyb:

 

[phillyb™]

hey mama bear
got little titties in there?
squeezing and massaging your tiny little wonders
does wonders for my little tiny member

 

[phillyb™]

haikus are so dumb
annoying and too simple
to mean anything

 

[phillyb™]

best