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Do you want the maximum panty dropping swag with the least amount of legwork? Do you hate using the search function? Do you want your buddy's to preach about how low your car is? Having that urge for more Instagram followers?

If you answered yes to any of those questions, then continue reading.

I'm here to make your life easier, so tighten your sphincter and get read for a shitty ride!


Package #1 - Basic Swag
Just spent all your money on senior prom? Save your next 5 paycheck for this!
This package includes-
High quality Raceland coilovers
GV replica lip
Enough spacer to make your stock wheels equal to 8j et0
MSRP: $500.00

Package #2 - Tax Return Swag
Have some money coming your way from your minimum wage jobs tax return? Check this out.
This package includes-
High quality Raceland coilovers
GV replica lip
XXR or Rota wheel of choice in 15x8 et0
MSRP: $900.00

Package #3 - Bad Bitch Swag
Damn. You're a big baller. Are your parents "lending" you money and you'll "pay them back" later?
This package includes-
High quality Raceland coilovers
GV replica lip
Feed style side skirts
Grip Royal wheel with a wobbly quick release
Fender roller rental
illest sticker
Rare jdm replica 15x9 et0 wheels with super stretched tires
MSRP: $1400.00

Package #4 - Student Loan YOLO Swag
How do you handle all this swag? Gosh. SPONSORED BY REVLIMITER
This package includes-
High quality Raceland Ultimos
2x GV replica lip
Feed style side skirts
Grip Royal wheel with a higher quality ebay quick release
Fender roller rental
illest sticker
Wink mirror
ISC top hats
Strut mount tow hook
Skid plate
15x9 Work Equip wheels
MSRP: $2750.00


PM FOR BEST PRICES


BUT WAIT! ORDER NOW and receive a free #SWAG tank top and camber kit!
 

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You have no idea how badly I want to work out a deal with the Chinese suppliers and sell each of these packages to CR.
 

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The slam struggle continues
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You have no idea how badly I want to work out a deal with the Chinese suppliers and sell each of these packages to CR.
I'd buy one but it wasn't offered when I started my #swag :(
 

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Check out my new for sale thread. I can beat all these prices by 12%. The parts are basically new and only used for less than 100 miles.
 

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The slam struggle continues
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Humble suggestion: Use "Student Loan YOLO Swag" as the title of the last bundle. :hello kitty:
Thanks for sponsoring that bundle!
 

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Is Dis fo rizzle?:smile11: If it is I am calling Shaikh in the morning and cancelling my FCM coilovers and getting me some [email protected] [email protected]! :smile9: :suicide::blaugh:
 

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Oh ****! So for the YOLO bundle does that include the JDM Strut Mount Tow Hook Vented Vader Style Hood, or should I cut my own? I have some fabrication experience and an exacto knife ready. PM'd for details, cash in hand!!!

#hashswag
 

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I guarantee you someone in the City of Industry is already creating the ebay listings.
 
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