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Can you pull a snake by the tail and it will still be ok?
 

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I am going to tie this bastard in a knot when I get him out. How rude!
 

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Your supposed to pull down your pants, spread your butt cheeks and let the snake crawl inside. Kinda like when a hermit crab changes shells.
 

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He already did and thats why the snake wont come out. It wants seconds.
 

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I used 4 brooms, a couch, a cat, and my mom standing in front of the bathroom to get it outside.
 

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lies, they are solving my mole/vole problem.

Go buy a mongoose and put some Barry Manilow on your record player. I guarantee it will work.
 

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eh...boring...
 

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LOL! IBTL!
 

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Okay, gotta ask. How the **** did it get INTO the mattress?
Let's assume it is your pet snake. Okay, that would be understandable. But the next question is "what were you doing with it on your bed?"
Corn Snake or perhaps, Corn-hole Snake.....
 

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I leave my door open too much and wild animals like to wander in. It was a black and white rat snake, by the way.
 

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Just like with your internet stalker, we don't get any pics. Do you just make up random **** to entertain yourself?
 

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Just like with your internet stalker, we don't get any pics. Do you just make up random **** to entertain yourself?
Regardless, he's got all of our attention and made us post a statement of sorts.

"There is a snake in my mattress and I can't get it out"?
Sounds like a line from the "OZ" series. :lol:
 
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